Sunday, February 20, 2011


Somehow you have made it here to my little bit of Intertubes real state. Whether you found this place because I told you or because of your horrible luck; Welcome!

This blog is a bit of an experiment. I don't know the how or the what or the why, but I'm sure I will figure it out at some point or another. I wanted an outlet for all that little background noise in the back of my head so after careful consideration (see "SAUCY") I decided to whore myself for attention and start a "blog".

So unfortunately for the world here I am. And if you are reading this, then here you are with me. Like I said, I don't really know where all this is going. I guess I could compare it to my first time. I'm going in without a foken clue of what I'm doing, drunk as hell and I'll probably cry a little at the end (You can stop smiling, I'm talking about rugby.)

What I hope is that once they are posted, my ideas and my opinions and my Guinness-fueled rants are as entertaining and funny and educational as they where before they left my brain. Just in case here's a disclaimer.


So if you find yourself staring blankly at the screen, with that awkward feeling you get when the cute puppy eyed Girl Scouts ask you to buy their cookies and you tell them you don't have money and then as you walk out your bag breaks and it spills the $85 dollars worth of booze and Trojan products you just purchased, and the entire troop including the mothers looks at you like you are the scum of the earth...... FOK YOU GIRL SCOUTS, STOP JUDGING ME YOU FEMINAZI CRACK-FILLED COOKIE PEDDLERS! True story, but I digress.

So anyhow, I don't have a set plan yet, but I know at some point or another I want to include multimedia and contests and other crap besides my writing to keep things interesting. It's kind of like uploading my brain to the Intertubes which is really a terrifying thought because there's a chance this "experiment" is some sort of catalyst for an Artificial Stupidity based cataclysm. How retarded awesome would that be though? Well, for me really. The majority of the world is pretty much foked. Not you though. You are reading my blog and you are going to leave me a comment. That's the only reason you are safe. So you better subscribe and read and comment often. And if you want to save your friends and loved ones make them subscribe and read  and comment too. Andynet has become self aware!


  1. Oshit! Better get my headbutting helmet!

  2. like your writing style! :D will be following.