Who the hell told girls that shit is sexy? There's a foken reason shoe technology has moved away from a flat piece of leather attached to your foot by string. It exposes your feet to dirt, it doesn't protect you from rocks and other debris and those strings make your legs look like Christmas ham wrapped on that netting. It's foken horrendous. For the last 28 years of my life the only time I have seen those sandals has been on Jesus, Roman Gladiators and lately that turd pile Naruto. You are not going to convince me now that this is hot or somethIng. Matter of fact, you are ruining my life because I'm terrified to check out girls. Those damned things have created an association that has been forced on my head between women's footwear and Colin Farrel or all those dudes from 300. THAT'S NOT THE IMAGES I WANT IN MY HEAD WHEN I'M TRYING TO DECIDE IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE MY FUTURE EX-WIFE!
Anyhow. Fok those sandals.